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Cybersecurity Paranoia is Literally my Job Unisex T-Shirt

Cybersecurity Paranoia is Literally my Job Unisex T-Shirt

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Everything is suspect - wireless, wired, email, browsing, Ted in his office looking at whatever sus website he’s looking at… all potential attacks vectors, all potential for data exfiltration. Fortunately, you’re here, watching the wall, defending your network and digital asset borders. They think you’re paranoid - DUH, OF COURSE YOU’RE PARANOID. Thankfully, you’re wearing this comfy shirt that tells them it’s your job to be paranoid.

About this shirt

Bella+Canvas 3001: This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Retail fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size
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